Alien Secretion

It has been more then a week since I posted last. What's going on? Well actually I have a friend Jen I will call her because that's her name,  who wanted to try my drinks but didn't have the ingredients to make them. So I got a list of what she had and started looking, about 2 hours ago. Yes I am lazy and forgetful. I have been drinking alot of another cocktail which I think I might review next. I downloaded this program that had thousands of cocktail recepies in it and found something that had some of what she owned. So here it is. Keep in mind that this program uses every mesurement avalible within the liquid range like 'part'. Mind boggling isn't it.

1 part Melon Liqueur
1 part Malibu rum
1 part Pineapple Juice

Now I made this and I have about 3 shots of each in the glass. It was strong. I think a bit to sweet. The melon takes over this drink but not before the Malibu drifts up your nose to let you know it's about. You can taste it a bit and the same with the Pineapple juice, if your looking for it you will find them. They help in toning the Melon though. I love the colour though, because the Pineapple makes the Melon Liqueur cloudy I guess you could imagine this of a bug or as the name sugests the liquid workings of an Extra Terrestrial.
Extra Terrestrial. ET. Alien Life Form, ALF. Little Green Men, LGM. Big Eyed Creatures from beyond our planet. BECFBOP. What would I ever do if I saw a Becfbop? Would I offer him a drink? "Hey Becfbop, want to have and Alien Secretion?" hmm that might not look pleasant.
Would I gun him down in a rain of bullets? Not likely unless it shot laser light and he flashed green and red. ( Look Rollie I almost got a plug in for you, for all other I love that confused look on you face). Would I jump on my phone and call the police? "officer, I have a Becfbop and I think he wants to take over the world!" "Now now, I think you have called the wrong place, Let me know where you are and I will call the Becfbop control agency to come around in their white van and a special anti-Becfbop suit that ties at the back."
More likely I would scream and run like a little girl. My logical brain would cease to funtion and instincts alone would kick in. I haven't trained my Instincts to be ready for things like this yet. Instincts is like the 12th man. He doesn't get to play unless someone else is hurt. Because of that he also doesn't train because in what possible situation would he ever be called ..... OH MY GOD IT"S AN BECFBOP!!