Blow Job

Why is it that they decided to name many shooters rude things? Blow Job, really?
I don't know how comparable this drink is to the action but lets just stick to the drink shall we?

Ok first off, I do not like coffee. I have never liked it and I believe I never will. The fact that this drink is 2/3 Khalua make is a little hard for me to like.

30ml Khalua
15ml Bailey's Irish Cream

Layered.
I love the look, it's like a little glass of Guiness. The Bailey's is always nice and I have had Khalua in lots of things now and the taste of coffee tends to disappear within the other flavours. This though, it is to much for me. Again the coffee isn't strong but it's there and I can stand the taste or smell of that horrid brewed bean.

I remember years ago, it was Christmas then too, there used to be a Santa Claus that would ride the streets of my old home town on the back of the Fire Truck. He would throw lollies out to kids and ring his bell. It was so much fun seeing him coming and you would stand on the curb and wave and try to catch the lollies as he threw them in the yard. Lollipops and eclairs and such would rain down onto the grass and you would frantically try and get them before any of the other kids could. Then hastely you would open the lollies and start sucking on them. Except, when I found one of the eclairs tasted like coffee. Thanks Santa you jerk. I got jipped that year didn't I. I hope he delivers better presents then he does lollies.
No doubt though by the Christmas following I would have forgotten all about that evil lolly when that ding of the bell came around again. What a sucker.
Christmas is nearly here again but unfortunately I will not be seeing any Santa on any rescue vehicles. Gone are the days of strange people in red cossies pelting hapless children with coffee poisoned eclairs from on high moving platforms.Hmmm, maybe, just maybe I could be that crazy man with my hands full of lollies trying to cause fights between sibling.Ok kids, be warned, never except candy from a fat man in a red suit riding the back of a fire truck with a hand full of sugared ammunition for he might be taking vengeance on his own childhood and giving tainted treats. He might be me!